Percy French & Abdul, Abulbul Amir - A Memorable Song For A Forgotten War
The Singing Drains Inspector - Percy French
* In Ireland, everyone is expected to have a party piece - a song, poem, joke or story that you wheel out when called upon. In my own home-town of Cork, there was a long tradition of singing in pubs, and seeing as we spent quite a lot of time in pubs as kids (it was kinda the done thing), we would hear our dads and our uncles sing all kind of tunes, from sporting songs to rebel songs and occasionally, the odd bit of light opera. Cork people always had a love for music, my grandparent's generation would have been mad about light opera and Victorian music hall.
And one of my uncles, when called upon to give us a song, would always sing a strange, exotic music hall song about a Turk and a Russian who fought a duel. It was only years later that I found out that the song, Abdul, Abulbul Amir, was actually written by a chap from Co Roscommon and former Inspector Of Drains for County Cavan.....who was inspired by a now long-forgotten war...
"The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold
And quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the bravest by far! In the ranks of the Shah!
Was Abdul Abulbul Amir!"
How's Yer Drains, Missus? Percy French
* In Trinity College, Dublin, in the spring of 1877, a young student from County Roscommon, son of an Anglo-Irish landlord, was called upon to compose a ditty for a "smoking concert".
Percy French was studying civil engineering. He would go on to land a glamourous job as Inspector of Drains for County Cavan. But his passions were music and painting. And he was brilliantly gifted at both. He would go on to paint beautiful landscapes and write evergreen songs such as The Mountains of Mourne, Phil The Fluther's Ball and Are You Right There Michael.
They were sentimental, comic, slightly silly. But the fact that many of us can hum the tune to them over a century after they were written proves that Percy had a certain kind of genius.
Are You Right There Michael is a comic opera in three acts, all in the one song, telling the tale of the notoriously unreliable West Clare Railway line.
As the opening line goes.....
"You may talk of Columbus's sailing
Across the Atlantical Sea
But he never tried to go railing
From Ennis as far as Kilkee..."
Such was the embarrassment caused by the popularity of the song, the railway company actually launched a libel action against French.
They didn't win, the story being that when French arrived late for the libel hearing at the court, and was pulled up by the judge on his tardiness, he responded: "Your honour, I travelled by the West Clare Railway!" resulting in the case being thrown out amid much hilarity.
Listen to Are You Right There Michael, here.....
French's first successful foray into song was actually a poem that he wrote which was put to music, while he was a student in Trinity College Dublin.
French took for his inspiration, the ongoing and bloody Russo-Turkish War of 1877, a follow-on from the Crimean War, in which Russia and seven allied Balkan nations fought the Ottoman Turks for control of the Crimean region (yes, even back then).
French set out to satirise the quarrelsome Russians and Turks, painting them as ridiculous, strutting children who would take offence at any slight and go to war.
The song, detailing the meeting and falling out of two fierce soldiers - Ivan Skavinsky Skavar, champion of the Tsar and Abdul Abulbul Amir (sometimes The Bulbul Ameer) of the Ottoman army - is a put to a slow polka, and it's instantly memorable.
It's also a bit un-PC - not many modern lyricists would write a jolly ditty about a Turk attacking a Russian with a large knife, while crying (and this is in the lyrics) "Allah Akbar!".
It became quite the hit in Dublin's student circles, young Percy was tricked into selling his song to an unscrupulous music publisher for just £5. It went on to sell vast numbers music sheets and be performed on stages all over the world. The publisher first claimed he had actually wrote it, as did several other music publishers in Britain, France and the US. Poor Percy never got more than the price of a summer suit.
Here's Percy French aficionado Brendan O'Dowda singing the song in the 1970s...
The song became a music hall staple and echoed in popular culture for decades, inspiring a VERY Un-PC MGM Cartoon in the 1930s... which you can watch below
And there was a series of popular beer ads on British TV in the 1980s based on the song - which starred - bizarrely - Stephen Fry as the Russian Soldier Ivan Skavintski Skavar ....
The popular singer Frank Crumit performed perhaps the most famous version of the song in the 1920s, selling so many gramophone records, he was inspired to come up with three sequels: "The Return of Abdul Abulbul Amir", "The Grandson Of Abdul Abulbul Amir", and "Minnie Skavinsky Skavar".
My own personal favourite is probably the Country version recorded by The Sons of The Pioneers - Percy's song became weirdly popular with Yodelling Cowboys in the US in the 1920s and '30s - possibly because of it's slow Polka metre... and The Yodelling Cowboy Himself - Frank Ifield recorded a lovely version...
How strange that a song written in Trinity College Dublin in 1877, about a far off war, would end up being recorded by a bunch of cow-punchers in Hollywood in the 1930s...